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You know who I'm talking about! The pathetic guy everyone loves to hate. How old is he?

If you look at his driving licence, it says "EXPIRES 1909" - wtf?

Burn's PIN number for the cash machine is the same as his age - a four digit number implying over 1000 years old.

he answers the telephone with the exclamation 'Ahoy, 'Hoy' - the same way Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone did.

His organs have grown immensely weak over the years: his heart is black, desiccated, and barely beats at all. It is shrunken to the size of a cherry

It has been revealed that if Burns sweats even one drop, he will die of dehydration unless he takes a bath immediately.

He doesn't know what ice cream is until he actually tries it... almost 100 years after the first ice cream cone was introduced ("I'm beginning to like this so-called iced-cream").

When Burns turned off Springfield's electricity, he was surprised to find the townspeople unbowed and singing. As he put it:
"Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing
They're not sad at all. They're actually singing!
They sing without juicers
They sing without blenders
They sing without flungers, capdabblers and smendlers!"
Further, he is said to have stolen Christmas between 1981 and 1985, and manages to do it again in the future ("I miss Christmas," Lisa says sadly

So... what's his age then?

He was supposed to be 104 in one episode and that kind of adds up right. But I really don't have any ideas otherwise. And he is in very bad health yes!

His official age is 104 but otherwise it's not really said.

Quote:he answers the telephone with the exclamation 'Ahoy, 'Hoy' - the same way Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone did.

WHat's wrong with that? I say "Ahoy, hoy" when they mark the roll at school.

Also:
- "I better move fast, my biological clock is ticking. I could be dead again soon."
- He got angry with God in one episode, the same way Satan would..
- He also mentions that he made a deal with Satan too.

Makes me wonder if he's quite old.

he is 104 years old, not 1000. how could somone live that long -.-

Darkness Wrote:he is 104 years old, not 1000. how could somone live that long -.-

Me Wrote:- He also mentions that he made a deal with Satan too.

There's also the episode where Marge's mum says she thought he was the devil himself and begins to yell who told her but then realises she didn't mean it literally.

Yeah I was going to add that in my post. That line always cracks me up.

I remember how Mr.Burn's did'nt want any germs, remember that ep?

Darkness Wrote:I remember how Mr.Burn's did'nt want any germs, remember that ep?

$pringfield?

yeah, i think thats what it's called