01-12-2007, 03:48 AM
Now i came up with this while chatting to chester, some of his work is in here so give him a bit of credit too..
basicly i was chatting and i ran out of batterys for my mp3 player *shock* so i quickly went on the computer and made up this funny story, here we go, chapter 1! *note* very stupid story and contains some fowl language(don't say i didn't warn you!)
me:ahhhh!!!!!!!!
emergency!!!!!!!
the battery on my mp3 went flat!
no!!!!!!!!
we are doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chester:AAAAAAAAAGH!
Abort!
*later*
*documantary guy* after many years of searching for the triple A batterys the family of con has yet to find nothing, this could very well lead to the extinction of humanity.
chester:God no!
*documentary guy*After a long time searching Con has no option but to pray to his god, lets listen! "shit shit shit! where are my -beeping- batterys!"
*Gods voice*:Look in the cupboard
*documentary guy*con is screaming at the camera man saying he can't find any freaking batterys, what will come out of this?
Con comes up with an idea, he goes to the lounge room and takes his mums keys while she isn't looking along with a $10 note
he walks outside.....
opens the door of the car.........
Oh but his mum has caught him!
Con quickly turns off, and reloads to the last available checkpoint...
con gets another idea.........
when his dad goes to the toilet he goes and steals the tv remote, he goes to his room where no one is watching and takes out the batterys, con quickly put the remote back in it's rightful place........
his dad comes out of the toilet after his rampaging of saying the word 'ahhh......oh yes, yes! YES! YES!!!!"
he goes back to the tv and picks up the remote
he presses the on button, but nothing happens, he presses it again, nothing, he get's out his fist from his pocket and trys to smash the remote........then...."ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he has hurt his hand!
*loses 30 HP*
he starts to cry!
Chester:Baaagh!
*documentary guy* he throws the remote at the tv screen.....the remote is no more.......he goes to the remains...and looks shocked...then he realised he wasn't pushing the buttons on the remote, but the family cat..........
He picks the cat up and sucks the blood........quickly he runs outside but is attacked by wasps
"#%$^%RTY$ERTFG^%RTWSFYFGUTF%FGYI"
he shouts "flanders!!!!!!!!!!1"
then he runs to the rubbish bin and jumps inside then closes the lid, "phew, i am safe in here he says", suddenly he realises the horrible smell so he uses a broken cloths peg on his nose.....he gets out his matches for light....then he see's he is not the only one in the rubbish bit, but he see's, solid snake!
he jumps out of the bin like bugs bunny jumping out of a hole......
he storms back inside the house hold (still holding the dead cat) demanding carrots!
chapter 2 coming soon.................
I know it was pretty crazy but when me and chester were writing it we laughed so much.........we loved it
basicly i was chatting and i ran out of batterys for my mp3 player *shock* so i quickly went on the computer and made up this funny story, here we go, chapter 1! *note* very stupid story and contains some fowl language(don't say i didn't warn you!)
me:ahhhh!!!!!!!!
emergency!!!!!!!
the battery on my mp3 went flat!
no!!!!!!!!
we are doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chester:AAAAAAAAAGH!
Abort!
*later*
*documantary guy* after many years of searching for the triple A batterys the family of con has yet to find nothing, this could very well lead to the extinction of humanity.
chester:God no!
*documentary guy*After a long time searching Con has no option but to pray to his god, lets listen! "shit shit shit! where are my -beeping- batterys!"
*Gods voice*:Look in the cupboard
*documentary guy*con is screaming at the camera man saying he can't find any freaking batterys, what will come out of this?
Con comes up with an idea, he goes to the lounge room and takes his mums keys while she isn't looking along with a $10 note
he walks outside.....
opens the door of the car.........
Oh but his mum has caught him!
Con quickly turns off, and reloads to the last available checkpoint...
con gets another idea.........
when his dad goes to the toilet he goes and steals the tv remote, he goes to his room where no one is watching and takes out the batterys, con quickly put the remote back in it's rightful place........
his dad comes out of the toilet after his rampaging of saying the word 'ahhh......oh yes, yes! YES! YES!!!!"
he goes back to the tv and picks up the remote
he presses the on button, but nothing happens, he presses it again, nothing, he get's out his fist from his pocket and trys to smash the remote........then...."ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he has hurt his hand!
*loses 30 HP*
he starts to cry!
Chester:Baaagh!
*documentary guy* he throws the remote at the tv screen.....the remote is no more.......he goes to the remains...and looks shocked...then he realised he wasn't pushing the buttons on the remote, but the family cat..........
He picks the cat up and sucks the blood........quickly he runs outside but is attacked by wasps
"#%$^%RTY$ERTFG^%RTWSFYFGUTF%FGYI"
he shouts "flanders!!!!!!!!!!1"
then he runs to the rubbish bin and jumps inside then closes the lid, "phew, i am safe in here he says", suddenly he realises the horrible smell so he uses a broken cloths peg on his nose.....he gets out his matches for light....then he see's he is not the only one in the rubbish bit, but he see's, solid snake!
he jumps out of the bin like bugs bunny jumping out of a hole......
he storms back inside the house hold (still holding the dead cat) demanding carrots!
chapter 2 coming soon.................
I know it was pretty crazy but when me and chester were writing it we laughed so much.........we loved it