This is based off of chimchar_fan's Endless story, but in this you do one Sentence Instead of one word. I'll Start.
Once there was a Awesome giant 10,000 pound pie that everybody wanted and a war broke out about it.
And then in the battle, The pie got shot by freindly fire.
Unfortunately, as the shot provided instant death, the pie failed to survive.
But it came back from the dead andkilled all the people.
But a necromancer came and revived all of them as skeletons.
Many skeletons attempted to eat the pie, but since they no longer possess stomachs, this was impossible to accomplish, meaning that the pie is doomed to become a large pile of gunk.
However, it turned out the pie was not a pie, but instead a skeleton eating glob disguised as a pie.
So the skeleton eating glob that was previouslly disguised as a pie ate all the skeletons.
However, the blob got lonely, and decided to use the power of math to multiply itself.
Then all the blobs went to get icecream.