07-21-2008, 03:43 PM
Its for Humor pursposes, all comments and insults, all just for humor folks, except maybe the insults towards Paul...those, lol just kidding :]
Chapter One.Meeting Of Rivals
Chapter One.Meeting Of Rivals
Grabbing his long stick, he walked onward down the deserted road he once knew as his home, kicking rocks carefully, he found himself bumped into another fellow on the same road, shoulder to shoulder.
"Hey! Watch it newbie!" He yelled as the newer member of the town fell to the ground. "Learn your place here punk. Don't mess with elder members Ok?"
"Ha! Why would I respect a jerk like you?" the newbie said. "You? Of all members. Where the staff doesn't even respect you! HA!" The newbie backed away, and finally got to his feet to point and laugh at the failure of an older member.
"What...are these days coming to?" The elder member said grabbing his forehead. "Next thing you know, they will be handing out modships..."
"Hey RD!" A familiar voice came about through the ears of the elder member. "Hey, we have to go meet up with the others to get ready, can't be late this time!" The guy grabbed RD, the elder member, by the shoulder and dragged him along.
"Whoa whoa whoa Heat Wave, don't you think of all people, I shouldn't worry about being late?" RD asked the member, whose name was Heat Wave, "I think talking at a meeting has something to do with, being on time is natural. Haha, plus...who all is coming?"
Heat Wave scratched his forehead a little and looked back at RD's worn face, "Well, I think...Irish, Fire, steelTrio, and even a few others I think RD, why does it matter? We are ready!" Heat Wave seemed...over anxious.
"Well then...here is where I bid you a farewell, see you after the meeting." RD said as he turned into a building where the windows were taped over, and duct-taped, seemed to be a broken down building of...failing nothing.
"Yeah, later!" Heat Wave said as he turned the corner and went into the front entrance of the building.
- - > Few Moments Later < - -
"Welcome, to the 252nd meeting of the Brigade Against Failure!" said a loud speaker, probably a newbie of the group they pulled out of nowhere."Man...I hope this speech helps a little...there is no telling how long our place is unknown to Paul..." RD thought to himself before they called his name to be brought out to the open.
Hundreds, among hundreds of members gathered around the stage RD was standing on. A microphone close to his face, he peered out to see a few familiar faces. Heat Wave, Irish, and even some newbies he hadn't seen since they joined. He even managed to find that punk kid he bumped into earlier that day, coincidence? Maybe...
"Hello my fellow rebels!" he yelled in the microphone as screams of encouragement filled the room. "As the introduction said, this is the 252nd meeting of us, of the people who will soon enough, find out way to fix this place! To rid it of it's EVIL!" He yelled once again into the microphone, where more screams were developed. "We want to start off by saying that its great to have you all, I hope all of you gave your name to the guy in the front, whoever that may be...and I would like to tell you once again of our pl-----"
He was interuptted by a barrade of yells from the back...
"Intruders! Someone gave us out! Run!" yelled a newbie too afraid to look if it really was an intruder....
"RD! Stop this at once! We are not planning on expelling your existence here, but we must ask you to stop this organization at once!" yelled an oh-so familiar voice to RD, it was a rain of different voices, of which all belonged to the staff of Mod. They were the 'apparent best' fighters of the town, and were basically the police force.
"Ha. RD doesn't back down!" said a stupid newbie again who was running past RD, without thinking the doors may be locked.
"Well well well..." said a sinister voice from the side of the stage. "Good to see you still do this crap." The voice...so raspy and disturbing...and oh-so...decieving.
"As always good friend...as always, I was really hoping I could keep this building though, I was getting used to it." said RD with a bit of humor in his tone. "Nice seeing you again Paul, but its about time I bid you a farewell, and good night...haha!" At that, someone on a rope grabbed RD and swung off the stage into the crowd, where he ran away...to where it was most secure, his home.
"That blasted teen!" said the staff of Mod, all at once yet again...like little trained soldiers. "We must get him!" they all yelled in unison.
"No. Its fine, let RD play his game of rebel against us, he won't go long...he still hasn't figured out that the one who gave him away, was one so close to him...haha!" His laugh...like that of hyenas, still...so sinister, yet...still, normal. Paul couldn't help but have fun with this so called veteran, RD, he knew RD quite well, and even knows where he lives and where he meets, all because of his inside spy. A radio sounded,
kssshrrrk "Did you grab RD?" said a english accent. "Or did you let him get away, AGAIN?" kkkshhhrk
"Its ok my good friend, he will soon come to his demise, just give me another location as soon as possible." Paul sounded as he threw the radio back in his black long coat where the voice of what seemed an englishman still reported back a quick, "Yessir."
"Well, that was an almost good meeting RD." said Heat Wave in RD's direction, they had hidden in his house because of the size and...well, it was a decent pad. "Where will we go now? Any ideas of broken down buildings or anything?"
RD looked at Heat Wave in the eyes and said "I really, just don't know...Irish, take a stroll around the town a little later and find us a good place if you would please."
"Yeah whatever RD." Irish said in his also oh-so familiar accent. "When I get the time I guess."
"Whenever you want to throw away that fake English accent you can too. It doesn't help the attitude." said another voice from behind the chairs they were discussing in.
"Haha, hey man!" RD said as he jumped up and hugged a friend, who was on the nuetral side of this battle, Kiiro. "Good to see you join us I guess. But still, we will continue talk after Irish finds us a place to be, til then guys, I will be sleeping." At that, RD left the three in the room, as he went to sleep away the thoughts of the day....
Chapter 2.Ready, Set, Run!
An old, but still intact, building was found on the outskirts of Smeargle's Square, where they met yet again.
"Well, as you can see, we finally have a new venue to meet in for the Brigade. Unfortunately, we have someone amongst us who feels the need to decieve us all, as of now...we haven't found the one who it is, but soon we will, and you can begin praying for their souls as we continue the search, for what will happen to them may be...eye-tearing." a speaker said as he walked off the small box, which was being used as the stage of this building. "And here, is another speaker, which...we welcome here and will willingly take his advice, I introduce...----"
"Out of the way junior." Irish said as he pushed the punk off the stage/box. "Little change of plans here, introducing the newest speaker, PJ!"
At that, a man covered in all green clothes, a long coat full of pockets and chains, he seemed to be just the kind of guy to fit in with this group of people, his hair...a soft sort of puffed hair style that flew right over his left eye, and his voice...was a bit raspy, but clean at the same time. "Thank you Irish my boy...yes, the name is PJ. I need to find my way around this here town, and I want to know where RD may be as of RIGHT now." the man said flipping his hair a little above his eye. "And I need to see him immediately."
At that, a few people started looking around...new members had walked into the meeting, members who noone has seen before, yet...they looked familiar...
"Well..." started Heat Wave. "I believe he is outside the back door at this time, waiting for the meeting to end so he can go back to talking business to us upper Brigaders."
"Hehe..." the man said in that raspy voice that was again...familiar, but not. "Well...looks like its time to clean this joint up aye?" he then looked back in the back of the crowd, and then back at Irish...who had threw off his first layer of clothes.
At that look he gave the crowd, seven men and women walked out of the crowd at the stage, along with Irish as well. When they all reached the stage, their first layer of clothes ripped off, on the back of their shirts was an emblem, even on Irish's back...
"S.O.M. Member"
"Well...my turn I guess fellas." the man said whipping off his cloak to appear out a slinder male figure whose clothes were quite...unique. Dark tight pants that seemed to never get larger, a shirt WAY too tight for his size, with a green mammal looking thing there on it. His hair, changed color in an instant from lime-ish green, to a blondish brown. It was Paul, and his league of Staff of Mod members.
"Irish?" Heat Wave said looking back and realizing that Irish too had the shirt on. "YOU? Are the traitor? Of all people?" Heat Wave couldn't look into Irish's face long enough...disgust flew through his veins.
"Yes Heat Wave. I always have been. Just a little...game I was playing with RD of course, you understand don't you? There are many members like me...just haven't been accepted to the S.O.M. is all. Don't be angry with me, join us." Irish's tone of voice seemed to have changed...it was a type of monotone that...joined.
"Yes Heat Wave. Join us." the 8 of the Staff of Mods said in unison. "Join us."
Heat Wave was already starting a run out the building when suddenly two more people, dressed a little different, but at the same time, almost the same as Paul.
"Ah, Sarah! Saul! Good to see you could join us this time." said Paul in an inviting voice. "Please, take him out and keep him locked away for now."
Unfortunately for Paul, Sarah, and Saul...RD had gotten away with a few of the members still by his side, he hadn't heard about Irish's deception, or of Heat Waves custody, all he knew was Paul was playing the game for real now, and it was no time to play around...
Chapter 3.Back To Life
"Well then, that sure was a close one aye boys?" RD asked the few members by his side. "Wonder where the others are...no telling..."
"Sure they are fine RD." said a small voice. "Taking a breather is all I guess. I hope." The kid turned to RD, it was another good friend of his, Taylor who hadn't seemed always as towards RD's ideas, but seemed loyal now.
"You're right Taylor, plus...with RD with us, what have they got against the others?" Yet another voice budged in. "I mean, why take bait, when they could have the fish?"
RD looked at this girl's face, what the heck was she talking about? "Um...right EL, sure...?" Apparently, RD was confused by the metaphor, and wasn't really in the mood to understand it. "Lets just go..."
<--Back With Paul-->
"Well, you missed him Paul, WAY TO GO." Irish sounded off as he looked into Paul's eyes. "HOW? Just, HOW?" Irish grabbed a glass wine bottle from the close table and threw it to the ground, apparently just for a reaction, which...was easy here.
Guards walked in, Josh and Pikaadvance walk through two side doors. "Paul, you ok?" they both asked making sure all was well.
"Hehe...yes boys, just having a bit of an argument with our most recent staff member is all." Paul said, as raspy as ever. "Carry on with yer business fellas." Paul looked down into Irish's soul and said. "Get over yourself. You didn't do any better than ANY of the other staff members. If it wasn't for me and my liking of you, you would be in the same shape as your former friend Heat Wave, so we will just forget what you just did, and we will try again next time!" At that, Paul waved his hand in the air, and from the ceiling Heat Wave came down in a cage, like a bird almost, chained to the cage like an animal.
"What is WRONG with you Paul?" said Heat Wave as he lunged himself against the cage, making it swing in an awkward pattern. "How is this humane? How is this...showing your better good towards new members? And again I ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Paul turned and looked up at the boy. "Ha. Like I need your advice slime!" At that, he was cast back up near the ceiling yet again, where skeletons of old members lay...and old members, still lay.
"Hey kid...cough cough, been a while since they sent someone else around here, good to meet ya, the name is Johnny, Johnny Boy. Friends call me JB." said a member who had laid there a while, had once even escaped the clutches of Paul, only to be brought back, Johnny Boy.
"Oh, I have heard of you JB. I'm Heat Wave, a friend of RD's." said Heat Wave respectively. "How did you end up here?"
"RD? He is still around Mt. Moon? Wow...I thought he left haha..." JB chuckled as he spat out the cage. "Well, something about me apparently got Paul's attention, not sure exactly why...but I always found myself in the bad looks of the staff, even when a good friend of mine was part of them. So I found myself banned to this cage. 'Til I find my way out again haha..." He then looked back at Heat Wave in the eyes, "We should escape. Me and you, we can rendezvous with RD and really find a way to get back at Paul...haha...good stuff." A devious look stretched across his face...
"Well Paul, whatever man. I am going to go back to RD, he got away before realizing I wasn't his friend in the end, so I can still go undercover." Irish looked up where Heat Wave was stashed away. "But hey, thats kinda freaky...its like a Michael Jackson playhouse with people in cages y'know? So...yeah. See ya." With that, Irish walked out of the mansion, and tried to find RD and his crew again....
Chapter 4.Returning? How...
Irish walked down the road towards where he knew RD would be hiding out, after almost a year of hanging with RD, he knows where to go by now, an old drunkard walked up behind Irish and began to babble on about random Animal helps and causes, and Irish, with his almost terribly slow temper kept telling the man, "Please, I don't want to talk." and kept walking, and yet the man kept pestering Irish with the helps and causes so Irish turned to the man and yelled, "DUDE. SHUT UP! GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE! NOONE CARES ABOUT THE ANIMALS! THEY DON'T GO TO HEAVEN SO WHY DO I CARE!? GO AWAY!"
This made the drunkard very mad. He took a glass bottle and hit Irish, right between the eyes, knocking Irish out cold, so it seemed...so the drunkard stole all of Irish's valuables, and everything he had...that even SEEMED valuable.
When Irish awoke from his dazed confusion, he was strapped to a wall, unable to move...unable to really do anything. "Wha--...where am I?"
"In my lair." said a familiar voice. "You were...bad, to my friend Deoxys here. Of all people Liam, YOU were bad...so you must pay...haha...haha!"
The voice was no other...than...
Kura
Defending everyone. All the time.
"Now Liam, I have to warn you, Do not pester newbies like Deoxys please...puupuu!" Kura yelled in Irish's face, Irish moving his lips and nose and eyes trying to get the spit off of his face. "I have finally gotten some freedom from the Staff of Mods...and made this little home here...just in case. Now, since you are roped against the wall...I can...he he." Kura blushed a bit, and Irish's eyes ripped away from her face. "My day!"
"Nooo!" Irish yelled through the cave, just enough to hear outside the walls.
"Irish?" RD said quietly, and to himself. "Hm. EL, Taylor, you hear that?"
"Um. No?" EL said as she cupped her hand over her ear. "Where?"
"Yeah, I think I did. But I don't know, are you sure you are not just confusing yourself?" Taylor looked around a little and saw as RD ran off.
"Follow...sound..." RD said finally reaching a door, kicking it in he sees Irish, nearly bare, with Kura standing in front of him saying stuff about work...pokemon...school...Paul...puu. "Irish!" RD said pushing Kura out of the way, back into the shadows. Unlocking Irish's knots and what not, he pushed Irish into a table where his belongings were.
"Dylan...not very nice, you should tell me why you did that...puuu..." Kura said in a calm nice voice. "Wouldn't want me to go Staff on you would ya?" She smiled an evil grin. "HUH?" She finished with a snarling breath that could kill a league of twenty men...and RD began feeling woozy when he and Irish flew through the doorway once again, started running at a fast rate.
<---After A Long Run And A Meeting--->
"Well Irish, good to see you back, we missed ya." said RD while whiping his face off, the sweat...falling like beads down his face.
"Yeah well...had something to get over with back there...didn't see the thing with Kura coming along though...phew." Irish grabbed his shirt and whiped his face as well, sweat...just pouring down his face as well.
"Well, we should discuss a new meeting...I have made contact with some old friends...they plan on helping us out finally." RD said with an amazing grin on his face...a grin of accomplishment. "Just wait...Kev, Fluffly...Beau...all on their way....haha...they are returning!"
With that, they sat there...waiting...waiting for a callback from the realy veterans....
@Kura: Read first post.
@Everyone else: Thanks a bundle, I appreciate it, the reason i really keep writing it

But today, no new chapter. I will edit this post tomorrow with a chapter, I have a lot to do today :/ Sorry.
Edit: Here We Go...
Chapter 5.Traveling...to MMC?
"Whoo...this sure is better than what I could be doing." said Fluffy with a flat, bored, look on her face. "I could, I COULD BE...I don't know actually."
"Wow Fluffy. Just, wow." Kev said as he threw a rock from the path, a sign near by saying...
Mount Moon Community
1.3252 Mi. From
THIS POINT.
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1.3252 Mi. From
THIS POINT.
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"Heh...we always tried to be exact huh?" Beau said, scratching the top of his head.
"...No." Fluffy said pretending not to have said anything at all. "BUT...I will race y'guys!" At that, she began running full pace down the path, little more than a mile...not too much, you could SEE the tips of the smoke stacks in the back, you could smell the remnence of dead members, and even...barely, see the top of Paul's Mansion known as, the Staff Lounge. "Wow...pimped this place out did'ya Paul?" She said, kind of under her breath.
"Well then...I guess, we should find RanDumb right guys?" Beau said, not running, but not...walking, like a fast past of walking sort of.
"Yeah, its his fault we are back here. I was fine after I left the last time..." Kev said as he spat off the track. "Better be important, and not something stupid like the Roleplaying Arcade is down in the dumps again."
At that, they arrived at the front gates.
"Hello, name and password please." said a new guard from after Kev, Fluffy, and even Beau's time.
They all walked up and whispered something in a guard's ear, each nodding approvingly.
"Welcome back The Fluffy One, NintenBeau, and Kevin to Mount Moon Community!" said one guard opening the gate. "We are glad to see your return!"
Fluffy, Kev, and Beau all walked into the gates...and a smell...an unbearable smell compared to that of the track...was almost...stomach turning from the stench. It was the n00b grounds. Where the battle had occurred that many years ago...
They remember the stories they heard from inside, it was horrible, the war...the horrific scenery.
"Wow...RD said something like this once, but I hadn't the slightest thought it was...this bad." Beau said kneeling to one knee and just touching the ground...."Sure have changed since we last came by here huh?"
Kev looked over the masses of n00b bodies that surrounded them and looked past all the broken down houses and buildings to see the Staff Lounge. "Maybe we should go stop by Paul's house real fast, see what it is that is up..."
At that, they began their way through the streets of the old MMC...the abandoned Insanity.
this is for today, but i want to finish it later. please check out later if you'd please, and maybe there will be more for ya :]
And please forgive the new thread, but the other one, even if the comments were nice and all...were spamming up the story, and I'd much appreciate no posting other than me in this thread. Go to the old thread here: Click.
That way, its not so spammed up here. and I will be posting a new chapter in a new post soon.