08-07-2008, 12:28 AM
Yeah well this is Dead But Flyings reeeeaaaaaally late birthday present. I finally got up to writing it and, here it is, in all its crackish glory. Enjoy!
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Shino was having a wonderful day. He took another sip of his tea before turning to observe his guests. There were three other cups on the grassy hill. Several bugs were attempting to drink from them. But most just ended up falling into the cups and drowning. Yes a wonderful day.
Suddenly a pink glob smashed into the hill and covered everything in blinding pink goop. Shino blinked and looked down. He swiped his finger across the stuff and stuck it in his mouth. Hmm, strawberry yogurt.
- - -
“Kakashiiiii! Heeey! Kakashiiiii!”
Said white haired nin casually looked up to find the source of the call. What he was met with was a purple haired woman running up and waving wildly. Another pink blob crashed down and the woman flinched as a random kid was enveloped in it.
“Yes Anko?” Kakashi mumbled through his mask, then he was back to reading his book.
Anko was now in his face, still flailing her arms about. “We're under attack you moron! Ataaaack!”
Kakashi peered up lazily, “Yes I can see that.”
“Then why aren't you doing anything?!” Anko screamed. A building was crushed by another blinding pink mass.
Kakashi sighed and looked down at his book forlornly, “But this is the best part...”
Anko growled, then lunged forward and grabbed the book from Kakashis hand. Acting on random impulse Anko jumped on Kakashis shoulders and anchored herself by wrapping her legs around Kakashis neck.
“We must gather the troops!” Anko yelled dramatically. Then she dangled the little orange book in front of Kakashi. “Go get it!”
“Anko I...”
“Forward horsie!”
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“Lady Hokage! We have an emergency!”
Shizune skidded out of the hallway, collided with the wall, and then burst through the door to the Hokages office.
“Lady Hokage we...” Shizune trailed off in horror when she caught sight of sake bottles scattered across the floor. Her gaze slowly traveled up to the desk where Tsunade lay, fast asleep and probably not waking anytime soon.
“Okay, calm down.” Shizune took a deep breath. “Who els, who els? Ah, yes Sakura!” Shizune smiled triumphantly and turned to go but caught a flash of pink.
She frowned and turned back around. Curled up in the corner was Sakura, her pink hair in disarray. There were even more sake bottles next to her then Tsunade, and she was snoring.
“Well fu-”
- - -
“Uh, Tenten you know this is dangerous right?”
The brown haired girl turned around, insane smile in place. “It is?”
Neji looked down at the huge drop by the side of the cliff. “Well yeah...”
Tenten, still smiling, started skipping along the edge of the cliff. “We have to find the magical plant people Neji.”
“Riiiight.” Neji twitched. Why did he always get the crazy ones.
“Canonbaaallll!”
A ball of bright green spandex fell from the ridge above the one Neji was on. It fell like a stone down the ginourmus drop.
“Your youthfulness is astonishing Lee!”
A faint call of, “Thank you master Gai!” was heard before a smash resounded through the air.
Case and point.
- - -
Kami this woman was heavy. Kakashi huffed as he towed Anko across the village. She was screaming random phrases at various Konaha ninjas and slowly but surely a group of them were gathering behind them. All the while the pink blobs continued to rain down.
Kakashi sighed, he would never live this down would he?
“Horsie!” Anko hissed in Kakashis ear. “To the gates! So we can confront the enemy!”
Kakashi slumped a bit. “I'm going,” he grumbled.
He plodded to the gates of Konaha, the bemused army Anko had gathered following behind. After some awkward moments they reached the gates and dramatically pushed them open. What they saw was the most disturbing sight one could ever imagine.
Shino was there sipping his tea casually in between catapults continuously flinging pink yogurt. At his side was the Trix rabbit, sipping his own tea. The ninjas jaws were practically on the ground.
The rabbit turned his head, only now seeming to notice the army a few feet away. He broke out into a grin and waved.
“Cheerio!”
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Oh and if you haven't guessed it yet this is a naruto fanfic.
- - -
Shino was having a wonderful day. He took another sip of his tea before turning to observe his guests. There were three other cups on the grassy hill. Several bugs were attempting to drink from them. But most just ended up falling into the cups and drowning. Yes a wonderful day.
Suddenly a pink glob smashed into the hill and covered everything in blinding pink goop. Shino blinked and looked down. He swiped his finger across the stuff and stuck it in his mouth. Hmm, strawberry yogurt.
- - -
“Kakashiiiii! Heeey! Kakashiiiii!”
Said white haired nin casually looked up to find the source of the call. What he was met with was a purple haired woman running up and waving wildly. Another pink blob crashed down and the woman flinched as a random kid was enveloped in it.
“Yes Anko?” Kakashi mumbled through his mask, then he was back to reading his book.
Anko was now in his face, still flailing her arms about. “We're under attack you moron! Ataaaack!”
Kakashi peered up lazily, “Yes I can see that.”
“Then why aren't you doing anything?!” Anko screamed. A building was crushed by another blinding pink mass.
Kakashi sighed and looked down at his book forlornly, “But this is the best part...”
Anko growled, then lunged forward and grabbed the book from Kakashis hand. Acting on random impulse Anko jumped on Kakashis shoulders and anchored herself by wrapping her legs around Kakashis neck.
“We must gather the troops!” Anko yelled dramatically. Then she dangled the little orange book in front of Kakashi. “Go get it!”
“Anko I...”
“Forward horsie!”
- - -
“Lady Hokage! We have an emergency!”
Shizune skidded out of the hallway, collided with the wall, and then burst through the door to the Hokages office.
“Lady Hokage we...” Shizune trailed off in horror when she caught sight of sake bottles scattered across the floor. Her gaze slowly traveled up to the desk where Tsunade lay, fast asleep and probably not waking anytime soon.
“Okay, calm down.” Shizune took a deep breath. “Who els, who els? Ah, yes Sakura!” Shizune smiled triumphantly and turned to go but caught a flash of pink.
She frowned and turned back around. Curled up in the corner was Sakura, her pink hair in disarray. There were even more sake bottles next to her then Tsunade, and she was snoring.
“Well fu-”
- - -
“Uh, Tenten you know this is dangerous right?”
The brown haired girl turned around, insane smile in place. “It is?”
Neji looked down at the huge drop by the side of the cliff. “Well yeah...”
Tenten, still smiling, started skipping along the edge of the cliff. “We have to find the magical plant people Neji.”
“Riiiight.” Neji twitched. Why did he always get the crazy ones.
“Canonbaaallll!”
A ball of bright green spandex fell from the ridge above the one Neji was on. It fell like a stone down the ginourmus drop.
“Your youthfulness is astonishing Lee!”
A faint call of, “Thank you master Gai!” was heard before a smash resounded through the air.
Case and point.
- - -
Kami this woman was heavy. Kakashi huffed as he towed Anko across the village. She was screaming random phrases at various Konaha ninjas and slowly but surely a group of them were gathering behind them. All the while the pink blobs continued to rain down.
Kakashi sighed, he would never live this down would he?
“Horsie!” Anko hissed in Kakashis ear. “To the gates! So we can confront the enemy!”
Kakashi slumped a bit. “I'm going,” he grumbled.
He plodded to the gates of Konaha, the bemused army Anko had gathered following behind. After some awkward moments they reached the gates and dramatically pushed them open. What they saw was the most disturbing sight one could ever imagine.
Shino was there sipping his tea casually in between catapults continuously flinging pink yogurt. At his side was the Trix rabbit, sipping his own tea. The ninjas jaws were practically on the ground.
The rabbit turned his head, only now seeming to notice the army a few feet away. He broke out into a grin and waved.
“Cheerio!”
- - -
Oh and if you haven't guessed it yet this is a naruto fanfic.